Saira Rao is a very special person. Because Saira Rao is quite possibly the only person in the entire world who isn’t racist, at least according to her criteria. And as the self-appointed authority on what/who is and is not racist, it’s Saira’s job to monitor everyone else’s words and activities and tell us how we’ve disappointed and disgusted her.
But occasionally Saira takes a break from the racism beat and turns her attention to other things, like the fascist beat. And, much like she does with racism, Saira has a quick and easy guide to help you determine if you are a fascist.
Here you go:
https://twitter.com/sairasameerarao/status/1626053916784791553
Not that she’ll delete it, but here’s a screenshot so you know what to expect if you try to reply to her directly:
Only people she mentioned can reply? Well, gee. That’s not very sporting of her, is it?
Looks like quote-retweets are gonna have to be the way to go:
Lol. Rao is screaming really bad parody account now https://t.co/pr0hWDz1SI
— 🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) February 17, 2023
Cousin of a Republican? Fascist
Get your hair cut by a Republican? Fascist
Smiled at a Republican? You better believe you’re a fascist https://t.co/M9Jqc30wrb
— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) February 17, 2023
Guess I'm a fascist then
Where do I get my membership card https://t.co/JJp8OzWlDD
— Kaya Masters (@redneckgeisha) February 17, 2023
When you get it, be sure to get it laminated.
What if you’re friends with someone who’s friend with someone else who is married to someone who once had lunch with a Republican? https://t.co/2Hf4P7U1FM
— David Marcus (@BlueBoxDave) February 17, 2023
Please advise, Saira. Inquiring minds wanna know.
If you are this person, or a person who liked this tweet, you are a racist cretin. https://t.co/RpzzCPpEzp
— George Wept (@GeorgeWept) February 17, 2023
If you are this woman in 2023, seek therapy immediately.
If you are married to/in a relationship with this woman in 2023, seek therapy immediately.
If you are friends with this woman in 2023, seek therapy immediately.
This bar is so low an ant couldn't limbo it. https://t.co/6Icq3GIu2x
— Mike Partyka (@MichaelJPartyka) February 17, 2023
Ooo, we see what you did there.
We see what Saira Rao did, too. Only what she did required no cleverness or understanding of nuance.
Refuses to allow comments because she knows she is painting with a ridiculous broad brush. Ridiculous generalizations show people's ignorance. https://t.co/aqtlsFvY5t
— 117th 🚔🚨 (@MSPTrooper21) February 17, 2023
I guess if you don't know what fascism is you would say something this stupid. https://t.co/cX56Z7tXfb
— RBe (@RBPundit) February 17, 2023
Yeah, probably.
So be it. Your words mean nothing. https://t.co/oYktbXFLDN pic.twitter.com/yCD9ZlwQUC
— Hooch (@CompanyHooch) February 17, 2023
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