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You Knew It Was Coming: Democrat Jasmine Crockett for President 2028!

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Note: The following story contains satire.

Democrat Representative Jasmine Crockett of Texas has been everywhere lately like an antibiotic-resistant virus. Her ignorance is highly contagious and has spread to her fellow Democrats as well as cable news and social media. So, it’s not surprising that her sudden thrust into the spotlight has some cheekily pushing her to run for U.S. president in 2028.

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Crockett would be a disaster for the Democrat Party but a blessing in disguise for the rest of us.

Some posters say she has everything one expects in a modern-day Democrat candidate. She has all the qualifications.

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See, she’s the quintessential 21st-century Democrat which is not much different than the 20th-century version.

Some commenters want her to run just for the comedy material she would generate.

Whoa! We don’t want Mazie Hirono to run for president. She already has a Cabinet position locked in - the liquor cabinet and it’s key!

There’s only one running mate for Crockett - David Hogg. His anti-masculine energy and gun-grabbing gusto are sure to thrill the American electorate.

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Crockett’s love of reparations plus Hogg’s bony, raised fist are sure to win over voters of all stripes. Crockett/Hogg 2028, let’s make this happen!

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