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Dough Unto Others: The Southern Origin of the ‘Dangerous Loaf of Bread’ Rock Music Video

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Crazy videos are the Internet’s bread and butter, but there’s one circulating now that takes the adage too literally. The song is titled, ‘Dangerous Loaf of Bread’ and, like butter, it’s spreading and leaving bewildered and curious listeners wondering what they just heard. Would you believe us if we told you it’s a church worship song? Oh, and it’s a lot heavier than your average acoustic guitar Sunday sing-a-long.

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Brace yourselves, incoming bread! (WATCH)

Yes, that’s a real church service. Some posters on X were already familiar with it.

Wait, if this is a church tune, is it Bible-based? Pretty sure most would remember songs about deadly slices of bread or hellfire croissants from church services or Sunday School. Is this truly a religious song or just somebody’s half-baked idea of a joke?

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When some posters heard the song’s title their minds all went to the same place, a Missouri and Alabama restaurant chain known as the ‘Home of Throwed Rolls.’

You have to have great reflexes or you’ll end up getting pegged in the head with a piping hot, baseball-sized, and shaped, chunk of bread.

Of course, meme-makers heard the spiritual song and made it hilariously secular.

We can’t stop thinking of Lambert’s doing a cross-promotion with the church. They could call it the ‘Home of Throwed Rolls and Saved Souls.’ Now, that truly is a half-baked idea.

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