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Stage Magic: Emhoff Says Young Men No Match for Kamala's Seductive Speeches

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'Then everyone stood up and clapped!'

We've all heard the fake stories Democrats love to spin about them winning an argument in a public place or overhearing a conversation where Republicans say they're voting for Kamala, etc. These tall tales are long on Dem heroics, and very short on specifics. Definitely, all fake and 100% cringe. Doug Emhoff put his own seductive spin on the dishonest genre recently. Spinning the tale of a teen who traded in football tackles for Kamala's cackles.

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Dougie has a tale to tell. (WATCH)

Sure, Dougie.

Of course, commenters were quick to call out this imaginative story about the seductive magic of Kamala's grating speech. This didn't happen!

Which specific speech? She only has one speech which she regurgitates verbatim at every campaign stop. Although, Kamala will change her accent depending on the racial makeup of the crowd she's pandering to.

Many are wondering if the imaginary Kamala covert is still a boy.

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Did Dougie's story happen? No, but avoiding Kamala's verbal estrogen is still a good policy. Her speeches may not be strong enough to convert a rugged male Trump supporter, but extended exposure could damage precious brain cells and ultimately result in the adoption of several pet cats. You've been warned.

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