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White House Thanksgiving pie intake up 50% over last year; Michelle Obama's diet hardest hit

While the rest of us peons slave away and starve by the millions because of the nefarious GOP cuts to the government teat, the royal family in the White House will be decadently dining on delicacies earned by the sweat of your brow. Indeed, gluttony is the reason for the season, as Thanksgiving pie intake at the White House is reportedly up a whopping 50%, from six pies last year to nine this year.

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No doubt First Lady Michelle Obama will be doing a few extra “Let’s Move” exercises to work off all those calories.

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