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Blue-checked author goes off on lengthy rant about why The Babylon Bee 'will never be funny'

Earlier this week, The Babylon Bee — back on Twitter in all of their glory — tweeted out a satirical article about celebrated author and all-around lame tweeter Stephen King:

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From their article:

BANGOR, ME — Stephen King fans have long been perplexed as to how the man who wrote The Shining, the Dark Tower series, and Misery could possibly be the same guy who logs onto Twitter and tweets like a 7-year-old chimpanzee with anger issues.

Well, you can consider this mystery solved: the King estate confirmed today that the famed author actually died when he got hit by that van back in 1999, and they’ve just been releasing manuscripts they found stuffed in his dresser drawer since then. But what about the insane rants posted on his Twitter account?

Enter this little gal: Penny, a clinically insane blue-throated macaw who sniffs glue regularly and suffers from Tourette’s syndrome. Penny was hired to keep King’s Twitter account running with political hot takes and commentary on current events. She logs on to his Twitter every morning and just starts ranting like an absolute maniac on whatever the current topic is, or smashes the keys to tweet something insane about Trump.

The Bee subsequently tweeted out an explanation for their article, since apparently some people managed to miss the obvious humor in it:

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Well, it seems that Pulitzer and National Book Award finalist Rebecca Makkai missed both The Babylon Bee’s follow-up tweet and the joke. Because the day after the Bee’s tweets went out, Makkai went off on a ridiculously long thread about why the Bee’s headline is, in fact, not funny.

Check this action out:

And speaking of things breaking down, Rebecca was only just getting warmed up.

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And, geniuses that they are, The Babylon Bee couldn’t do a better parody of a self-serious lefty scold if they tried.

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Bet she’s a hoot at parties.

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She’s so pleased with herself.

Brilliant.

It’s true. Ironic that Rebecca Makkai is upset about The Babylon Bee doing parody when she herself is way beyond parody.

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Maybe The Babylon Bee should just start doing articles that consist entirely of Rebecca Makkai’s threads. Talk about hilarious.

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Is red-hat-triggered author Rebecca Makkai’s upcoming writing course on-the-nose or what?

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