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Beto O'Rourke widens Greg Abbott's margin of victory by busting some moves for dead babies

OK, guys. I have something that’s weighing really heavily on me today and I need to get it off my chest.

I saw something this morning. Something … I wasn’t prepared to see. Something I could never have been prepared to see.

And now, in the interest of spreading the trauma around, because misery loves company, I’m going to make sure that you see it, too. So here it is:

https://twitter.com/njhochman/status/1588179424721051648

This makes Elaine Benes look like Paula Abdul. Talk about your full-body dry heave set to music, right? Sweet fancy Moses.

The only thing Beto O’Rourke might be worse at than running for office is dancing

And how.

Whoever it was should be fired. Beto should probably fire himself, too, just to be thorough.

He could’ve said no. He made the choice not to.

Well, yeah. The guy’s literally busting a move for more dead babies.

Doesn’t it, though?

https://twitter.com/njhochman/status/1588180932086837248

Not gonna lie, kinda wish Patrick Bateman could come over here and knock me unconscious right now. I’d very much like to forget that this day ever happened.

Sir, it should offend you as an American. It should offend you as a human being.

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1588182167972188168

Never thought we’d get here, but here we are.

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1588182303112675331

Oh well. In any event, congratulations to Greg Abbott on winning re-election.

Calling it now.

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Beto O’Rourke reminds us that ‘the Constitution says’ women should ‘make their own health care decisions,’ like getting an abortion

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