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Pfizer CEO fully vaxxed and double-boosted with '100% effective' vaccine announces that he's tested positive for COVID

Pfizer chairman and CEO Albert Bourla made a pretty huge announcement this morning:

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Ah so.

Well, we’re glad that Mr. Bourla has only mild symptoms and access to Paxlovid to treat the COVID he was vaxxed and twice boosted against.

Heh.

Here’s the thing: we’re reasonable, science-minded people. And we understand that it’s possible for a vaccine to be effective even if it doesn’t prevent you from contracting the virus, because the vaccine works by priming your immune system to fight the virus. Ultimately that could mean that you’re totally protected from the virus, or it could mean that your symptoms will be far milder if you contract it than they would be if you weren’t vaccinated.

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The problem is that Bourla himself very strongly suggested in April 2021 that Pfizer’s “COVID-19 vaccine was 100% effective in preventing #COVID19 cases in South Africa. 100%!”

If it was 100% effective in preventing COVID in South Africa, presumably it would be 100% effective in preventing COVID in other countries as well. Obviously, that’s not the case, and it’s definitely not the case for Albert Bourla.

How awkward.

What happened is that Albert Bourla was either grossly misleading the public on what the Pfizer COVID vaccine was capable of, or he didn’t understand how vaccines work. Honestly, neither explanation should inspire a whole lot of confidence in his leadership abilities.

He just wants to be extra-extra sure.

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It does kinda feel like a shark has been jumped here, doesn’t it?

Wear four condoms next time.

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