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Join Ryan Long, aka 'Paul Pelosi,' for a 'master class' on how to succeed in the stock market [video]

Nancy Pelosi has the distinction of being a member of Congress who earns six figures annually but somehow has an estimated net worth of over $100 million. Probably because she works so hard. Or maybe because of insider trading. It’s definitely one of those things.

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Anyway, recall that late last year, Pelosi said that there shouldn’t be any restriction on members of Congress trading individual stocks while serving in Congress — and no restriction on their spouses, either.

That brings us to a new video from comedian Ryan Long, who is pretty good at making videos. Long has put together a very informative video starring “Paul Pelosi” for those of you out there who want to be as wealthy as the Pelosis but aren’t quite sure how to make that dream a reality.

Watch and learn (and maybe get a discount on male grooming and hygiene tools at the end):

“Master class,” indeed. Long — sorry, Paul Pelosi — makes it sound pretty simple. Wonder how much he charges for that course …

Go out and find your own House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and you, too, can be a wealth S.O.B.! A wealthy S.O.B. who beats DUI raps! Which is the best kind of wealthy S.O.B.

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Related:

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Nancy Pelosi’s office responds to news of husband’s conveniently timed stock trades (Sen. Josh Hawley has a better idea)

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