Most of the news out there is pretty dark and depressing and discouraging. We hope we’re not speaking out of turn when we say that we could all use a break and go for something lighter.
Believe it or not, today’s breath of fresh air and relief comes from Amber Heard. Yes, you read that correctly. Amber Heard. That Amber Heard.
Heard recently sat down with “The TODAY Show’s” Savannah Guthrie for an exclusive NBC News interview about her recent legal ordeal with ex-husband Johnny Depp:
HAPPENING NOW: @SavannahGuthrie sits down with Amber Heard in her first interview since the defamation trial against ex-husband Johnny Depp. pic.twitter.com/HOOUBul4yP
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) June 14, 2022
The @TODAYshow Twitter account has posted a bunch of clips from the interview, but if we’re being honest, there’s really only one clip you need to see in order to understand what Amber Heard has been up against all this time:
An absolutely cutting response. pic.twitter.com/JMTONqNkC2
— Kate Hyde (@KateHydeNY) June 14, 2022
Johnny Depp was only pretending to have scissors for hands in “Edward Scissorhands.” He didn’t actually have scissors for hands. How can you trust him after that? How can you trust his lawyer after that?
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And an even more important question:
How did she ever get paid to act https://t.co/kfJ968R92O
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) June 14, 2022
Good on her for figuring that out. Not everyone can pull off something like that.
Anyway, we’re going to milk as much entertainment out of this as possible. And there’s a lot of entertainment to be had with this.
Wh…what? https://t.co/9EhTiMg0JS
— Mike Partyka (@MichaelJPartyka) June 14, 2022
You heard her!
it was wild how Johnny Depp accidentally shredded the Bible with his claw hand when he was swearing to tell the truth on the stand
— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) June 14, 2022
We also heard that he carved ice sculptures during recess. He’s so talented.
Me, finding out Johnny Depp doesn't actually have scissors for fingers 🤯 https://t.co/xaTpLuy0JT pic.twitter.com/YsSbpFTwnB
— Jackie Miller (@Rouxgaroux87) June 14, 2022
https://twitter.com/stevensongs/status/1536771847517196288
Today I learned that Amber Heard was only faking being able to breathe water in "Aquaman". https://t.co/9EhTiMg0JS
— Mike Partyka (@MichaelJPartyka) June 14, 2022
Please. She would never.
In fact, her comment actually lends support to the theory that she sustained brain damage while trying to breathe underwater.
My favorite part of this clip is the two seconds of silence at the end where she’s trying to decide if she just had a mic drop moment or if she came off like a complete dumbass. Oh well, she’s hot. https://t.co/2JY7QWbm0e
— GayBoiJershFromTX (@JershFromTx) June 14, 2022
Not hot enough to not look like a complete dumbass.
Pretty good chance she’s absolutely bonkers. https://t.co/NZT5h6EaYP
— Meisterbruiser (@meisterbuerger) June 14, 2022
Pretty great chance she’s bonkers. But that doesn’t mean she has no value:
Get her on the Biden comms team https://t.co/aOFVZLq1Di
— Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) June 14, 2022
She’d fit right in!
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