Jennifer Rubin's ongoing celebration of Ketanji Brown Jackson's confirmation may have rendered her incoherent (well, *more* incoherent)

It would appear that Jennifer Rubin is still getting high off of Ketanji Brown Jackson’s Supreme Court confirmation. And we’re not sure that’s just a figure of speech:

Sometimes is leads like a day like today. Amen.

— Jennifer 'I stand with Ukraine' Rubin 🇺🇦🇺🇦 (@JRubinBlogger) April 8, 2022

Inspirational.

Have truer words ever been spoken?

That’s easy for you to say. https://t.co/DdNYX3iy4g

— Michael Haugen (@HaugenTX) April 8, 2022

I’ll have what she’s having. https://t.co/LPNm59AeJ6

— Mitchell (@Mitchel13290681) April 8, 2022

Unless what she’s having is a stroke. Then you might want to reconsider.

Is Joe Biden contagious? https://t.co/mWnSBEAqBf

— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) April 8, 2022

That could be … based on his anecdote about traveling in the Himalayan foothills with Xi Jinping, it’s possible that he and Jen are suffering from the same affliction. Like acute, chronic idiocy, maybe.

Or maybe she’s just been hitting the sauce extra hard. All that toasting to Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson could’ve gotten Jen schnockered pret-tay quickly.

literally paid to write. https://t.co/9l8cUcyGQH

— NeverTweet (@LOLNeverTweet) April 8, 2022

It’s nice work if you can get it. Most jobs would probably discourage drinking at work, but drinking at work is probably a job requirement at the Washington Post. If it isn’t, it should be. We’d need to be drunk to work there.

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First wine box of the day completedhttps://t.co/fE4ohvvUZs

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 8, 2022

Sometimes the wine hits different earlier in the day. https://t.co/tlKxpmLN9j pic.twitter.com/aOrsNm9WXs

— Derek (Recovering 🧀 Addict) (@DerekM121) April 8, 2022

It’s true.

Oh well. Now Jen can take her place in the pantheon of The Greats:

https://t.co/cUjPLge8IJ pic.twitter.com/6zxFIqbdRK

— jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) April 8, 2022

It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day. https://t.co/uDEtbHVe2T

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) April 8, 2022

Resist we much.

Amen.

@SirajAHashmi get your girl…

— NoCalMatt (@nocalmatt) April 8, 2022

Put her on The List, Siraj.

And then maybe put her on an IV or something. Given where she’s at right now, sobering up is gonna be a bad time.