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Ron Klain is thrilled to announce that the Biden admin is launching a COVID info site today, more than two years after the pandemic started

In case you haven’t yet heard the good news, it seems that we’ve finally arrived at the moment we’ve all been waiting for.

That’s right, folks! We’re talking about the second COVID booster!

Looks like Kathy Griffin was actually getting ahead of the curve when she got her “4th booster f**kers” last week.

Well anyway, because this is such exciting and fantastic news, you may be too thrilled to understand how to navigate your next steps in the War on COVID. Lucky for you, White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain and the Biden administration have got you covered:

Make sure you stock up on snacks for your COVID.gov launch parties! Hopefully the shelves aren’t completely picked over already.

Not a moment too soon!

No, literally not a moment too soon. Many, many moments too late.

Be sure to send Ron Klain et al. a really thoughtful thank-you card for making this all happen. God bless ’em.

Hey, the important thing is that it’s happening now. The White House has gotten around to it and we should just be grateful that it didn’t take them 801 days.

Good idea! Lord knows that people need to be distracted from having to choose between feeding their families and filling up their gas tanks.

The Biden administration is like a well oiled machine.

Or maybe just a greasy old collection of useless parts.

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