Merry Christmas: A Special Bonus Gift of Christmas Funnies Just for You
Simply ‘Wonderful’: Classic Holiday Film Reminds Generations It’s Okay to Cry at Christmas
A Lump of Coal in Her Stocking! Crypto Influencer Gets BURIED for Not...
Political Pivot? Many Question ‘Young Turk’ Cenk Uygur’s Sudden Willingness to Talk with...
'The View' Panelist Says Problem for Dems Is That Gov't Won't Regulate Social...
Man Vs. History: Bear Grylls Gets DROPPED by Community Notes for Awful Take...
Scott Jennings: Dem Party Must Flush the Fringe and Embrace Common Sense to...
HO HO OH LOL-NO! Leftist Mocked for Whining About the Midwest DAD We...
Bah Humbug! Dems Put Fetterman On The Naughty List
NewsGuard Rates the Headlines Covering Woman Set on Fire by Illegal
CNBC: Biden Administration Withdraws Student Loan Forgiveness Plans
'Mary Was An Earthworm:' J.K. Rowling Absolutely Roasts India Willoughby's Take on Christi...
University Employee Who Told Trump Supporters to Kill Themselves Sent Packing
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand Still Pushing to Publish the Equal Rights Amendment With 'One...
Global Engagement Center for Countering 'Disinformation' Closing Down

'Sexy Summer Camp' in Kentucky will teach your kids valuable life skills like masturbation, BDSM, and 'self-managed abortions' [pics, video]

Yesterday, we told you about Sex Ed. Summer Camp, a fun offering for third- through fifth-graders in Indianapolis.

Advertisement

If you’re like us, you probably found yourself wondering what sort of sickos would ever go in for something like this but breathing a sigh of relief because surely something like this is just a one-off, an aberration … right?

Wellllllllllllll about that. It seems that maybe it’s not just a one-off:

Let’s take a look at these women’s bona fides. There’s Tanya Turner, “a femme, fat, queer, magical pleasure worker, educator, & artist.” And a witch, to boot:

Advertisement

Gotta love that! And Caitlin Cummings has experience volunteering at a child abuse advocacy center, which is pretty convenient seeing as she would appear to be an advocate of child abuse herself. And how about Larah Helayne? She enjoys doing sex ed workshops with Appalachian youth. And, last but not least, we have Kirstyn Ooten, “a young, fat, differently-abled, queer community organizer and college student” who loves working with kids.

On their own, they’re stunning and brave womyxn. But united? They’re a fierce force of child sexuality power.

And they’ve got big plans for the youth of Appalachia:

More extensive, you say? We already feel like we’ve gotten way too much information. Can’t imagine what other details still need to be added in order to present the complete picture.

Advertisement

You know what’s even healthier? Keeping your kids the hell away from people like Tanya Turner, Caitlin Cummings, Larah Helayne, and Kirstyn Ooten. Waaaay the hell away.

We’re at a loss for an acceptable explanation for what we have just witnessed.

Parents who would entrust their children with someone like that are arguably even worse than Tanya et al.

Anyone who thinks this is healthy has no business being anywhere near your kids or anyone else’s:

Advertisement

This seems like the sort of thing that would get flagged by law enforcement and land these people on a list somewhere. Several lists, actually. So why is this the first we’re hearing about it? And how many more similar operations are out there that we still don’t know about?

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement