“All the news that’s fit to print.”
That might be the most famous newspaper slogan out there, and it belongs to the New York Times.
And we’re thinking it might be time for an update:
Lena Dunham refuses to wear Spanx and none of the clothes in her new plus-size clothing line require it. The one time she did wear a corset to an event, she said, Glenn Close cut it off her in a bathroom.
— The New York Times (@nytimes) June 2, 2021
If someone could please invent a time machine that could send us back to before that story and tweet were written, we’d be eternally grateful.
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At least she's wearing something
— Emo_Carson (@carson_emo) June 3, 2021
OK, that’s true.
"Lena Dunham refuses to comb her hair."
— The Doyenne of Opera Gossip (@Crystal88929905) June 3, 2021
what did she do to get the @nytimes interested in what underwear she has on?
— Alan Greenberg (@AlanGreenberg20) June 2, 2021
Let’s not go there, please.
*searches for block button*
— Beelzebub (@Lying_Demon) June 3, 2021
— Kamil Glik, Ph.D. (@GlikPh) June 3, 2021
— Geriatric Millennial JT (@Jaberuski) June 2, 2021
We don’t care, and we’re annoyed that the New York Times thinks we do. That’s very presumptuous of them, and also just plain wrong.
I suppose this article is for the six people on Earth who think Lena is a person to be taken seriously.
— nellastu (@nellastu1) June 3, 2021
who is the person wanting to know these things? https://t.co/yfenlNKb0k
— Dr. Ricardo Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) June 3, 2021
If that person actually exists, we need to find them and make them go to their room until they’ve thought about what they’ve done.
Ughhh stop talking about this byproduct of nepotism
— LouStew (@SkunkSocialist) June 3, 2021
We’d be fine with less Lena Dunham news.
