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Shop owner explains that their 1-inch-long knitted prosthetic penises aren't for trans 'infants or very young children' (but they could've fooled us)

Do you know or have an aspiring trans or nonbinary child who could use a placeholder penis?

Well, we’ve got some good news for you: there’s someone who can help.

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One of the fine folks at Stitchbug Studio has come up with the Bitty Bug Soft Packer, a tiny knitted penis for any young girls who want to take a test drive before committing to the Real McCoy.

Why so furious? According to Stitchbug Studio, the Bitty Bug Soft Packer isn’t ackshually meant for infants or young children:

NOTE TO OUR CUSTOMERS: This product is not for infants or very young children. There has been some confusion for those who are not aware of what some trans youths go through and how prosthetics can help their experience. Thank you to the parents out there who support your trans youngsters, and we are honored to be a small part of their process.

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It’s not meant for infants or young children, but it’s available in sizes ranging from 1 to 2.5 inches:

Call us crazy, but 1-inch-long knitted penises sure sound like they’re meant for infants or young children.

“Serious issues” is putting it mildly.

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