'Siri, how do dogs work?' Presidential hopeful Michael Bloomberg is apparently unfamiliar with canine anatomy [video]

Michael Bloomberg will never be President of the United States. Not that that was ever in doubt, but this should seal the deal once and for all:

While campaigning in Burlington, Vermont yesterday, Fmr. Mayor Michael Bloomberg met a dog. #Campaign2020 pic.twitter.com/AKAj8nMZhv

— Nicole Sganga (@NicoleSganga) January 28, 2020

I regret to inform you that Mike Bloomberg attempted to shake a dog’s mouth. pic.twitter.com/hKsagJ4xAf

— Christopher J. Hale (@chrisjollyhale) January 28, 2020

Can a no-chance-in-hell president still be impeached? Because if that’s not impeachable, we don’t know what is.

Mike Bloomberg. He’s just like us? pic.twitter.com/sDIY8AK48C

— Abigail Marone (Text LIFE to 88022) (@abigailmarone) January 28, 2020

[takes out phone, googles "how do dogs work"]

— It's still 2016 apparently (@jtLOL) January 28, 2020

"Siri, how do dogs work" https://t.co/KPjzl6P5fe

— It's still 2016 apparently (@jtLOL) January 28, 2020

Retail politics is all about kissing babies, and shaking dog faces. https://t.co/uUgvS270jn

— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) January 28, 2020

This is horrifying.

Has he never learned you shake a dog's paw and not it's mouth? https://t.co/6wOmEbiDDM

— Erin Perrine (@ErinMPerrine) January 28, 2020

Lmfaooo what the helllll

— ? (@reformedklipdic) January 28, 2020

Uhhh… wtf was that? Lol

— RenéMiette (@MieteRene) January 28, 2020

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— Chris Martin (@chrisjdmartin) January 28, 2020

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— Hotep Dad Max (@HotepDadMax) January 28, 2020

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— Beel (@tomservo10) January 28, 2020

Michael Bloomberg, what is you doing?

campaign expectation vs reality pic.twitter.com/fwlgXKt2Bv

— Kate Hyde (@KateHydeNY) January 28, 2020

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Update:

Dear Lord, there’s more where that came from:

Apparently this is not even the first time Mike Bloomberg has greeted a dog by shaking its snout. pic.twitter.com/oTxMY2M40Y

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) January 28, 2020

Mike Bloomberg has a very weird history with canines https://t.co/7c4ZNou2c7 https://t.co/CNRl9krfs3

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) January 28, 2020

Clearly.

This is SO. WEIRD.

— Bobbi-Sue (@BobbiSue) January 28, 2020