'FFS': Cadbury's comes so close to ending racism with their new 'Unity Bar,' but they made a pretty major mistake [pic]

Attention, everybody. Racial harmony is at our fingertips … literally. And it’s all thanks to Cadbury’s:

Cadbury's Unity Bar promotes diversity with four different kinds of chocolate https://t.co/6T0sVO3PtQ pic.twitter.com/nWHJcquQUd

— Ad Age (@adage) August 29, 2019

And not a moment too soon!

Who was at the decision table when this was made

— Flexing My Creative (@flexing_my) August 29, 2019

who complained about chocolate bars to make them do this?

— ccactus1 (@ccactus1_) August 29, 2019

Does it matter? The point is that it’s all going to be OK now. At least in India, which is the only place the Unity Bar is currently available.

Wow thank you for solving racism with this brave candy bar

— Alex Berg (@itsalexberg) August 29, 2019

Racism has been solved

— Budgorj (@budgorj1) August 29, 2019

congratulations to cadbury for solving racism https://t.co/ndPsolKTKI

— Tejal Rao (@tejalrao) August 29, 2019

Racism has been resolved everyone

— Kenneth Lusk (@KenDLusk) August 29, 2019

Well, not entirely …

Looks to me like all the pieces are pretty strictly segregated. pic.twitter.com/PDhhyhbEho

— For Sale: Running Shoes, Never Worn (@freetimeectomy) August 29, 2019

Hey, you know what? It does.

Is the white chocolate at the front of the bar?

— neontaster (@neontaster) August 29, 2019

Uh-oh …

Separate, but equal. Cadbury's cocoa ethnostate.

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) August 29, 2019

All the colour being separated. Genius!

— Andrew A. Hennessy (@AndrewAQLD) August 29, 2019

Jesus they've literally done white above brown. FFS.

— Steve Harris (@steveh247) August 29, 2019

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In the above chocolate bar, those go at the top. The darker the chocolate, the further down it goes. Almost like its the 'white supremacy' chocolate bar. 😉 pic.twitter.com/t7jMBn2Hfs

— Marc Evan Aupiais ?✏⛪?❌ (@SACNSNew) August 29, 2019

Of course white is on top…Gezz white privilege. Better flip that bar over.

— Maggie (@Rosebud45738) August 29, 2019

.@Thestreetsweepa @MattyMadden28 pic.twitter.com/mTmdABEpYq

— smithdanielj (@smithdanielj) August 29, 2019

Fixed it pic.twitter.com/E0WKdX4HSn

— Rocky Mountain Views (@RockyMountViews) August 29, 2019

To be fair, though, nobody really likes white chocolate.

ok but now i have to find a friend who actually enjoys white chocolate.

— Anve Eloum (@AnveEloum) August 29, 2019

White chocolate ain't real chocolate. Just sayin'.

— Proud 7th Generation American (@1WorldTrader) August 29, 2019

So guess it all evens out in the end.