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'It's all such a scam': Guess how teen climate activist Greta Thunberg's 'zero-carbon' yacht is getting back to Europe

Earlier this month, we told you how Swedish teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg’s sailing journey to the United States was billed as having no carbon emissions, despite being high on fecal emissions. Turns out, it gets even more problematic than that.

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See, Thunberg arrived today in New York:

Not even close to zero-carbon, actually:

More from ABC News:

A spokeswoman for Team Malizia said it’ll be necessary to fly the crew to the U.S. because the high-profile trip with the 16-year-old Swedish campaigner that left Plymouth on Wednesday was arranged at very short notice.

Holly Cova told The Associated Press by email Friday that “we only have one boat, so they cannot easily sail over to meet them.”

Cova said the team recognizes it’s “an imperfect solution” but believes offsetting the emissions by funding carbon-reducing projects elsewhere “is better than doing nothing.”

Yeah, those carbon offsets should just fix everything right up.

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We couldn’t’ve scripted this any better.

Exit questions:

Maybe she’ll walk. Just hope she can hold her poop in for the whole trip.

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