California’s getting serious about cracking down on plastic straws.
Owning this semi-automatic straw dispenser has more penalties than knowingly giving someone AIDS in California pic.twitter.com/oFciLZXOkh
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) July 27, 2018
But when straws are outlawed, only outlaws will have straws. And we have no doubt they’ll use them for something terrifying.
Terrifying like this:
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) July 27, 2018
Dude.
https://twitter.com/StrongbadPundit/status/1022901820224622594
Think that’s scary? It actually gets even scarier:
A friend just sent this to me. pic.twitter.com/MM2weOl8nc
— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) July 27, 2018
Dear God.
Game changer
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) July 27, 2018
So dangerous.
— #IStillLikeBeer ?? (@BruinOregon81) July 27, 2018
Parting exit question:
Will they ban *straw* purchases of guns?
— Where's Sweet Victory? (@DestructiveChem) July 27, 2018
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