As Twitchy told you last night, the North Yorkshire Police revealed that they’d taken a violent criminal off their streets. Just kidding! They arrested a guy for flipping them off while driving with a laser jammer and now he’s serving eight months in jail for “perverting the cause of justice.”
Think their priorities are messed up? You’re definitely in good company. And that good company includes Iowahawk.
This morning, Iowahawk summed up the sorry state of UK law enforcement:
UK Police priorities
1. insulting gestures to robot speed cameras
2. Nazi pugs on YouTube
3. Unregistered sporks
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8,493. Rape gangs— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 24, 2018
Sad but true. And don’t forget this:
Don’t forget the 30 guards outside an infants hospital room making sure no one gives the poor baby oxygen.
— KP Scan (@Markitan8dude) April 24, 2018
don't forget murdering toddlers!
— Dave Sterling (@dimoko) April 24, 2018
*Making sure toddlers die, against their parent’s wishes
— “Bob” The Emotional Support Hamster (@bob_emotional) April 24, 2018
Genuinely terrifying stuff. The UK is going to hell in a handbasket.
I think George Orwell would get a big kick out of the whole "perverting the course of justice" thing
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 24, 2018
Before or after he finishes rolling over in his grave? Maybe both?
Yeah that force is a farce.
— Rock Chalk (@AdmiralCockhawk) April 24, 2018
Good luck, UK citizens. You’re gonna need it.
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