Nice try, pal: Michael Moore's climate change alarmism hits logical snag

The only thing preventing human extinction were Barack Obama's executive orders. Sure Libs, go down this special path of Candyland crazy.

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) March 28, 2017

Michael Moore may not have made it to that intimate rally in front of the White House to protest Trump’s rollback of Obama-era climate change legislation, but we’re sure he was there in spirit. Because he’s really, really upset, you guys:

Trump has signed orders killing all of Obama's climate change regulations. The EPA is prohibited henceforth from focusing on climate change.

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 28, 2017

Historians in the near future will mark today, March 28, 2017, as the day the extinction of human life on earth began, thanks 2 Donald Trump

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 28, 2017

Mark his words, ladies and gentlemen: We. Are. Doomed. No two ways about it.

Overly dramatic.

— Charles I. Guarria ⚾️?✍️? (@ChuckLongIsland) March 28, 2017

feeling a little histrionic today, are we?

— John Dryden Sr (@DrydenSr) March 28, 2017

no they won't and you are a drama queen

— JT (@JTVonderhaar) March 28, 2017

just drama from you. Crazy

— Theway (@theway10) March 28, 2017

Don’t mock him! Clearly he’s really shaken up by all this. So shaken up, in fact, that he’s forgone basic logic in order to make his point:

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Historians are going to survive extinction, eh. https://t.co/NhTKBEXnni

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) March 28, 2017

How will one know they are extinct?

— SD (@SDannny44) March 28, 2017

How do the historians survive?

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) March 28, 2017

if humans are extinct how can historians write about it?

— Seth Rule (@doctorstupidmd) March 28, 2017

How will historians be alive to write about the extinction of the human race?

— Jeremy Allen (@jdallen15) March 28, 2017

@ainsleycd how will the dead historians be marking the starting point of their extinction? Seems like a contradiction

— Brain Coppersmith (@brcoopers) March 28, 2017

We’re sure they’ll find a way. You’ve got to belieeeeeeve.