'Can anyone confirm?' Hope HuffPo's Ryan J. Reilly isn't triggered by this new Apple tech!

@TwitchyTeam I think #AppleEvent needs some coverage from you. 😉 https://t.co/9QVdwNs1AQ

— Allen ??? (@arlasko) September 7, 2016

Today’s the big day, guys: Apple’s pulling back the curtain on the iPhone 7.

Among the bells and whistles are these wireless “Air Pods” (which retail for a cool $159):

Air Pods, wireless charging cases provides up to 24 hours pic.twitter.com/UDEndKiMY6

— iJustine (@ijustine) September 7, 2016

Apple goes wireless: These are the "Air Pods." #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/ZSaxi277RD

— scott budman (@scottbudman) September 7, 2016

https://twitter.com/ndiblasio/status/773589285953863680

Now, Apple may think that everyone will love their Air Pods, but did they consider the Pods’ potential harmful side-effects? Like, say, reminding self-important HuffPo reporters of their most traumatic moments?

I believe these are next gen rubber bullets. Can anyone confirm? pic.twitter.com/HDrElf3XEB

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) September 7, 2016

Teehee!

I LOLd

— Will Kunkel (@WillKunkelFOX46) September 7, 2016

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— Balance (@Balance_In_Life) September 7, 2016

Poor Ryan J. Reilly will never live down “Rubber Bullet”-gate.

Cannot stop laughing. @JimmyPrinceton @ryanjreilly pic.twitter.com/fkNtnVpFHS

— Lyndsey Fifield (@lyndseyfifield) August 17, 2014

And you know what? That’s as it should be.

New tech smart bullets.

— John Young (@JRY_TX) September 7, 2016

https://twitter.com/Travesham/status/773598267783294976

https://twitter.com/juanvalenciagd/status/773599023294849025

Better stay away from these, Ryan. Just to be safe.