'We're done here': 'Sex pigs'? Lasers? Now THIS is how you write a headline!

@CaliperCat88 now I'm genuinely curious and terrified

— Greg Sova (@avosgerg) August 16, 2016

All of my processes are running at max to figure this out. Like when did they think yea that's exactly what we should do

— edenhype (@edenHYP3) August 16, 2016

WAT.

— HiggsBosoff (@simone_s_86) August 16, 2016

Why can’t all headlines be like this?

https://twitter.com/HarbordCBC/status/765580560744022017

Oh. Em. Gee.

Oh my god, that sub-hed is like Vox meets Weekly World News.

— Dan Miller (@meelar) August 16, 2016

https://twitter.com/willrahn/status/765607665552752640

Lest you think this is a Photoshop job …

@bruce_arthur

Link?

— NBEhhh (@NBEhhh) August 16, 2016

https://twitter.com/HarbordCBC/status/765584219657625600

Don’t worry — the article more than does the headline justice. We can’t paste the full article here, but hopefully this excerpt will whet your appetite:

“They wore rubber masks depicting pigs’ heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser.”

A laser beam hit one of the teens in the face and the children rushed back home, shaken but luckily unharmed.

The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’, were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex against the hamlet’s waterwheel.

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It’s not clickbait if the article delivers. And this one definitely delivered.

That's gotta go down in journalism history.

— Karen Walz (@khwalz) August 16, 2016

Logging off. Forever.

— The Red Army (@RedArmyOmaha) August 16, 2016

I believe we're done here. We can all pack up our inter nets and go home.

— How the HALS can we talk about HALS without saying (@count_01) August 16, 2016