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'Beware the Rides of March'! D.C. Metro is shutting down and everything is terrible

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https://twitter.com/owillis/status/709833003283914752

Oh, hey. No big deal or anything:

What could go wrong? Well, for anyone remotely familiar with the D.C. public transit system, a whole lot. Just about everything, in fact.

So it should come as no surprise that people are kinda freaking out:

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That’s good advice.

Meantime, here’s something to think about:

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https://twitter.com/AlexJamesFitz/status/709841091399458817

That is not an unreasonable question.

https://twitter.com/texasraley/status/709844795124875264

Yeesh.

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Update:

At least the D.C. Police are having some fun with it:

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