Tell us more! Joyce Carol Oates offers 'shark-jumping' take on 'deer population control'

Joyce, Joyce, Joyce … what are we going to do with you? You’re just hopeless when you get like this:

"Deer population control" replicates slaughter & destruction of indigenous inhabitants by invading white settlers. https://t.co/LCvPC7iqi6

— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) February 16, 2016

Well, that’s a new one.

We also need to put a stop to the inhumane practice of shark-jumping https://t.co/Rkqkr0Oo3d

— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) February 16, 2016