Ah, but Hillary is not normal. She’s special. She’s very special.
So special that she doesn’t have to do the kinds of things the rest of us do, like drive a car. A little girl asked her about just that on Ellen DeGeneres’ show. Put on the spot, Hillary had to think fast. You know, be spontaneous. Here’s what she said:
https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/642061127141171200
Don’t worry — there’s video:
https://twitter.com/AlexPappas/status/642073971010203649
It’s hard to believe Hillary actually used to love anything. But we digress. How tone-deaf can she be?
@woodruffbets She really said this? Wow.
— R. Justice (@rjustice21) September 10, 2015
@AsheSchow @woodruffbets she's just a regular Jane plumber who makes 200k to talk to people for 20 minutes
— El Fooderino (@yeah_huh_stupid) September 10, 2015
Oh well. If nothing else, at least there’s mockery to be made:
@AsheSchow @woodruffbets Did she enjoy it as much as wiping her servers?
— membraind (@membraind) September 10, 2015
Just like she loved getting her own skim milk and looking up showtimes. https://t.co/Ixrv8q7q3k
— BT (@back_ttys) September 10, 2015
A lot of elderly people reminisce about by-gone days when they could take care of themselves. https://t.co/ou3piPqzMe
— William Keane (@largebill68) September 10, 2015
@largebill68 @woodruffbets "I used to love eating foods other than Jello & pudding"
— Flavius Aetius (@StupidBoomers) September 10, 2015
My great grandfather says the same thing, but we don't let him have the TV remote now.@woodruffbets https://t.co/RUzWPM2wUv
— Brad Slager: It's Lt-Col-VP-Rev-Kaiser, SIR ? ? (@MartiniShark) September 10, 2015
https://twitter.com/Mister_T_Bone/status/642079584901398528
"In my day, we called them 'horses,' though" – @HillaryClinton https://t.co/8sOgMnoH2x
— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) September 10, 2015
Heh.
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