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Hell just froze over: Jezebel finds common ground with ... Michelle Malkin?

File under: Things We Never Thought We’d See from Jezebel:

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The snotty disclaimers notwithstanding:

Let me disclaim this: I generally believe Michelle Malkin’s windbaggy screeds to be a scourge upon the world, retrograde bile unleashed for the sole purpose of creating chaos. But today, on tax day 2015 anno domini, Malkin has written a piece that I find to be quite reasonable and also making an ultimately important point. Also on this day, I have discovered the grey space in which conservatives and progressives are able to reach across the aisle and vehemently agree without conflict, and in that grey space is none other than Gwyneth Paltrow.

Granted, Malkin peppers her piece with the requisite scapegoating of liberals and sarcastic references to President Obama—the insubstantial, nuance-lacking crap that mars the worst and, apparently, even the best (!?) of her writing. But ultimately, her point is clear and concise and something that I totally agree with, even if I do still believe she is totes the devs. We have reached a point of mutual understanding. Gwyneth Paltrow is the great unifier. Our shared disdain for her bullshit will heal the world.

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Congratulations, Gwyneth Paltrow, on finally accomplishing something.

What a day.

https://twitter.com/moderncomments/status/588457879990046720

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Related:

‘Grandstanding limousine liberal’: Gwyneth Paltrow vows to live on SNAP budget

Gwyneth Paltrow’s SNAP challenge is certainly well publicized, but is it accurate?

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