OK, Marie Harf, we'll bite: 'Tyson chicken beheaders,' and other great #JobsForISIS

As Twitchy reported, State Department luminary Marie Harf thinks that ISIS would stop going around beheading people if they could just find some jobs to occupy their time.

So, on that note, here are just some of the career choices ISIS would be cut out for:

https://twitter.com/Bob_Oscar/status/567675571086184448

Quality Control at Oscar Meyer. #JobsForISIS

— My Pronoun Is Mayonnaise (@MarniBayes) February 17, 2015

https://twitter.com/corpboy_tellem/status/567686109917089792

Child Bride Registry #JobsForISIS

— Stuart (@Ringo6) February 17, 2015

https://twitter.com/Rick_Gemi/status/567699257579544576

Brazilian Steakhouse Servers#JobsForISIS pic.twitter.com/UYfFJAXl49

— It’s Just Jenn (@JennJacques) February 17, 2015

https://twitter.com/bitingtea/status/567711203213185024

https://twitter.com/RedStateBatman/status/567711437423149056

Fire Safety Instructor#JobsForISIS

— It’s Just Jenn (@JennJacques) February 17, 2015

https://twitter.com/11BVet/status/567726947371728896

Suicide vest quality control #JobsForISIS

— Брюс Вебстер (@bfwebster) February 17, 2015

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JV Coach #JobsForISIS

— Stuart (@Ringo6) February 17, 2015

IRS Agent#JobsForISIS

— It’s Just Jenn (@JennJacques) February 17, 2015

And of course, last but not least — the most popular suggestion:

#jobsforisis State Department Spokesperson.

— Valarie Vivino (@ValVivino) February 17, 2015

https://twitter.com/bitingtea/status/567709668718694400

https://twitter.com/RandomHero30/status/567712317010624512

State Dept. Spokesperson #JobsForISIS

— D2 (@DoreenHDickson) February 17, 2015

@JennJacques State Dept Spokesman.#jobsforISIS

— Seoul man (@Monkey3ddd) February 17, 2015