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'Backfiring so hilariously'! Deadspin beclowns themselves in Cory Gardner hit piece

Hold the phone! Deadspin just dropped a big, steaming pile of Real Journalism on us:

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According to a major exposé by Dave McKenna, Colorado GOP Senate candidate Cory Gardner’s stories of his high school football career were all just a big sham!

https://twitter.com/MikeMadden/status/522521080574255105

Watch out!

No way, says Chuck Pfalmer, a now-retired Yuma High School teacher: “Cory Gardner wasn’t on the football team.”

But Gardner, who graduated in 1993, never played in any of the Yuma games Pfalmer saw under the Friday night lights. Not at “fullback” or “middle linebacker” or anywhere else.

There’s no mention of Gardner’s football career in his online bios or in any news outlets in the LexisNexis database, at least not that I could find. An editor at the local newspaper, the Yuma Pioneer, said everybody knows Gardner, but nobody remembers him as a football player.

Media lefties ate it up:

https://twitter.com/dylanlscott/status/522515305852321793

https://twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/status/522520027850080256

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https://twitter.com/KCollierWrites/status/522511361230647297

And don’t forget about Brad Woodhouse:

Yeah, Brad. Gardner’s the tool.

Did they ever. It’s sad enough that Deadspin went back to Gardner’s high school years to dig up dirt on him. But it gets even more pathetic:

https://twitter.com/zhanover/status/522521931011330048

Ouch.

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Awesome.

https://twitter.com/llondo/status/522524542489481216

https://twitter.com/bccover/status/522523512939249665

https://twitter.com/davidharsanyi/status/522525191868801024

https://twitter.com/Thomasismyuncle/status/522516767454011392

Ha! That should keep ’em busy for a while.

https://twitter.com/OrwellForks/status/522525409767067648

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https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/522521284568444928

https://twitter.com/chuck_dizzle/status/522529057435430912

Maybe they’ll get there … someday. But not today.

Oh man.

https://twitter.com/bccover/status/522521873297723392

Well, no. But there is an update:

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No update about this, though:

https://twitter.com/justkarl/status/522541470327529473

Oy. Go bench yourselves, Deadspin. You’re done.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

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