Lettuce bikini-clad Courtney Stodden 'would love to make Barack Obama vegan' [pics]

The 19-year-old reality star and wannabe-singer is in our nation’s capital today, where she’s distributing veggie wieners in the name of animal rights:

Serious DC press pool chasing down @CourtneyStodden in a lettuce bikini outside Rayburn House building. pic.twitter.com/Zs62j95RW7

— Judy Kurtz (@JudyKurtz) July 16, 2014

Courtney Stodden wearing only a lettuce bikini serving veggie hotdogs at a #PETA event today in DC. pic.twitter.com/baftVNP5kg

— #1 Fabo Stan (@Lestruth) July 16, 2014

BuzzFeed’s Benny Johnson is all over it:

Courtney Stodden is on the Hill in a lettuce bikini … I'm on the case!

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014

Happening outside your Federal Government right now pic.twitter.com/UiBQtubrml

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014

This will be a productive interview! pic.twitter.com/TEa50ndR6E

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014

"You glow when you sweat." — Courtney Stodden

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014

We’ll take her word for it.

OMG Capitol Police vs. Courtney Stodden. Best.Day.Ever. pic.twitter.com/vr5nHIwobX

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014

Awkward, nervous staffers eating Courtney Stodden hot dogs is the peak of my D.C. existence

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014

Well, they can’t be that nervous … check out the line:

Line of Hill staffers down the block waiting for a Stodden dog pic.twitter.com/OgrOqGVSl4

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014

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Stodden also revealed one of her fantasies:

"I would love to make @BarackObama vegan." — Courtney Stodden

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014

She’s got her work cut out for her:

Not unless you make soy taste like golden retriever. RT @bennyjohnson: "I would love to make @BarackObama vegan." — Courtney Stodden

— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) July 16, 2014

Heh.

More wisdom:

"Animals are apart of us." — Courtney Stodden

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014

"I'm gonna go feed these staffers some weenies." — Courtney Stodden

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014

PETA worker bumps into Stodden, "oh you just hit my boob!" She says. "Yep, it was pretty solid," says the PETA worker

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014

Solid.

Courtney Stodden, i cannot with you.

— Kate Nocera (@KateNocera) July 16, 2014

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Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets and text.