'Trying too hard'? Yoko Ono may have a future as 'Barack Obama's speechwriter'

Sarah D. | 5:58 PM on July 11, 2014

Based on her advice for gathering information, she’d fit right in with the other wordsmiths on Team Obama:

Count all the words in the book instead of reading them. Count all the objects in the room without classifying them.

— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) July 11, 2014

Profound stuff, as usual.

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Has anyone ever said to Yoko Ono, “seriously, what the fuck are you talking about?”

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) July 11, 2014

At least once a day since 1967 RT @charlescwcooke: Has anyone ever said to Yoko Ono, “seriously, what the fuck are you talking about?”

— The H2 (@TheH2) July 11, 2014

Count all the brain cells in your head, That didn't take long. @yokoono @charlescwcooke

— Wit'sEnd (@Nayrue) July 11, 2014

@yokoono Another acid flashback? @charlescwcooke

— Gary Eaton (@garysteveneaton) July 11, 2014

@yokoono Count your fingers instead of bananas. Count the number of seeds on a strawberry, then throw it away in front of a hungry child.

— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) July 11, 2014

RT @yokoono: Count all the words in the book instead of reading them. Count all the objects in the room without classifying them–idiotic.

— James C Mulligan (@MulliganJimmy) July 11, 2014

“@yokoono: Count all the words in the book instead of reading them. Count all the objects in the room without classifying them.” —WTH???

— Paul Streby (@pgstreby) July 11, 2014

'Trying too hard'? Yoko Ono may have a future as 'Barack Obama's speechwriter'

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