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'Can't breathe': Sebelius' 'perfect' farewell 'glitch' is comedy gold [video, Photoshop]

Sucks to be her.

During her farewell speech this morning, Kathleen Sebelius got a timely visit from the Metaphor Fairy:

https://twitter.com/AaronBlakeWP/status/454638282434154496

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We couldn’t’ve written something that good.

https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/454638534784450560

If anything positive has come out of Sebelius’ disastrous tenure as HHS secretary, it’s this snort-worthy episode. Gold, Jerry. Gold!

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https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/454640882235346944

Hee!

Naturally, widespread speculation about the mysterious missing page ensued:

https://twitter.com/rorycooper/status/454638514920239104

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Eww.

https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/454644576024678401

Hey, you never know! But one thing’s definitely for sure:

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/454639479861805056

Bravo!

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Related:

‘What took so long?’ Kathleen Sebelius resigning as head of HHS

Software developer? Web designer? Twitter suggests #NextJobForSebelius

Heh: Sebelius ‘released from job lock,’ but did Obama ruin her shot at a Mozilla gig?

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