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'Put a unicorn in your tank': Obama promises a future of fuel-efficient 'supertrucks'

The president graciously took some time out of his busy day today to lecture us on the importance of fuel efficiency in combating climate change. In order to help stop the oceans from rising, Obama plans to improve fuel standards for medium and heavy-duty trucks by March 31, 2016. Also, supertrucks! But, lest you think these is just more entries on the president’s long list of lofty and ultimately empty promises, rest assured — he’s got this:

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It’s all so simple!

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Why should the media ask about that? If there’s one thing we’ve learned by now, it’s that we can trust implicitly in Barack Obama.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/435822084439015424

How has no one thought of this before?

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Shhh! Don’t talk about that.

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Oh, quit being such a buzzkill. One day, we won’t even need gas!

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Vroom, vroom!

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