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That's rich: Obama decries manufactured crises, blame-gaming in sequestration speech

President Obama took his perpetual campaign on the road this afternoon to scare the workers at Newport News Shipbuilding about the looming sequestration cuts.

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Well, no wonder they’re glum! You see, according to Obama, if the minor spending cuts go into effect, we’re in for a heap of trouble:

Meat cleaver? Violent rhetoric alert!

Why yes, yes he did.

https://twitter.com/FigDrewton/status/306471822231207937

Well, if you’re gonna get technical

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Shipbuilders and Americans everywhere will ultimately wind up starving, homeless, or worse:

But let him be clear: the last thing we need is more manufactured crises:

Or blame-gaming:

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No sirree!

Just kidding!

But just so y’all know, he’s still as humble as ever:

So we can be grateful for that. We’re not nearly as grateful, however, that we’ve still got nearly four more years of this garbage:

https://twitter.com/thegreatbobo/status/306475288886382592

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Related:

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Apocalypse soon: Democrats ramp up scare campaign over sequestration cuts

Dem Sen. Max Baucus speaks out of turn, admits sequester was White House’s idea

#StopTheSequester: Dems keep scare-mongering as Obama readies for pricey speech

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