I once saw a guy masquerading as a journalist on @NBCnews .He now has a hilarious, comedy-filled twitter page called @DavidShuster .Wow
— Thomas Galvin (@ThomasGalvin) October 12, 2012
Oh! Oh! Our aching sides! The hacktastic Shuster, relegated to the media basement that is Current TV, was apparently watching a different vice presidential debate than the rest of us. While Biden left many viewers unimpressed at best and thoroughly weirded-out and disgusted at worst, Shuster saw only rainbows and unicorns. His summary of the debate? “Biden schools Ryan.” No, really.
Annnd this is why someone is no longer on real TV MT @DavidShuster Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in Big Way & Captured 2016 D Nomination
— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) October 12, 2012
Are you insane? RT @DavidShuster Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, and Captured 2016 Dem Nomination.
— RBe (@RBPundit) October 12, 2012
Yes. Yes he is.
Put on your dunce cap, David, and prepare to get schooled yourself:
Hello. I'm a mite hysterical. RT @DavidShuster
Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, and Captured 2016 Dem Nomination.— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 12, 2012
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Also, cured cancer & invented time machine. MT @DavidShuster Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, and Captured 2016 Nomination.
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) October 12, 2012
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Is this a real thing? MT @DavidShuster: Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, and Captured 2016 Dem Nom. http://t.co/Tg6RKyPS
— Mike Whelan (@mikewhelanjr) October 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/JaredGebhardt/status/256618279488065536
@DavidShuster @current thats the biggest laugh I had in almost 4 years!
— Borny ??⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@Sinatra1fan) October 12, 2012
@DavidShuster were we watching the same debate? The one where Biden laughed and lied about Libya??
— MAK (@MargoKlos) October 12, 2012
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https://twitter.com/darlingdelilah/status/256612489981202432
@DavidShuster Joe Biden was a jerk by any standard!!
And the "standard" in this country presently is pretty low.— Reagan W. Cheney (@Synovium) October 12, 2012
Smoking too much choom–> RT @DavidShuster: Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, and Captured 2016 Dem Nomination.
— Wes (@FTWes) October 12, 2012
@DavidShuster Dude. Get help. Or oxygen. The snorting, sneering, slurring bull was a major turn off to women voters. @jpodhoretz
— Jules (@juleslalaland) October 12, 2012
@DavidShuster I think you need to put down the kool aid. Biden was total turn off to women. He was a big Class A jerk. Hurts big w/women.
— CMM (@carolfoxlover) October 12, 2012
@DavidShuster @current Stepping away from "journalism" and trying out your new comedy routine?
— Michelle (@NoCollusionFFS) October 12, 2012
@eyeluv2laff @RBPundit @DavidShuster The fact you think you saw a smirking, laughing future President up there………says a lot. About u
— Brian Cates //Flynn & Breitbart's Army! (@drawandstrike) October 12, 2012
@DavidShuster with all due respect,what undecideds and soft voters will take from this debate is Biden not likable,style counts
— Hope is eternal! (@Robin621k) October 12, 2012
Drugs are bad, MmmmK
RT @DavidShuster: Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, and Captured 2016 Dem Nomination.— Brent (@brento76) October 12, 2012
You're Fucking Nuts. Seek Professional Help. "@DavidShuster Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, & Captured 2016 Dem Nomination."
— Jared Roberts (@ShortGo) October 12, 2012
So … Biden 2016, huh? Gird your loins, everybody.
Good news, Democrats: According to @DavidShuster, Joe Biden is now your 2016 nominee. NO, DON'T JUMP. IT'S NOT WORTH IT. SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) October 12, 2012
Heh.
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