#LadyParts go Hollywood: Lefty celebs tout 'Reproductive Bill of Rights'

According to @morninggloria, you should #DrawTheLine b/c we’re the batman for America’s ladyparts. Right on! http://t.co/3UnrvCNP

— Center for Reproductive Rights (@ReproRights) October 9, 2012

What is it with liberal women who claim to want recognition as women yet consistently represent themselves in terms of their reproductive organs? When Team Obama tells these women to vote based on their anatomy, they gladly pledge their fealty. This is empowerment? Hollywood liberals sure seem to think so. In a new campaign, Draw the Line, lefty celebs including Sarah Silverman (no representative of women as far as we’re concerned), Sandra Bernhard, Amy Poehler, and Queen of Thespians Meryl Streep engage in a little liberal fear-mongering, suggesting that Republicans are all knuckle-dragging neanderthals bent on controlling and manipulating women’s lady parts:

BROS & SISSIES: It’s time to turn anger into action. #DrawTheLine on attacks against reproductive rights http://t.co/OqRhd1h3

— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) October 9, 2012

“@kyrasedgwick: Chk out this video y'all! http://t.co/KEiM76Wg”ditto !

— Kevin Bacon (@kevinbacon) October 9, 2012

Oh no they didn’t! I’m going to #DrawTheLine and sign the Bill of Reproductive Rights. JOIN ME. http://t.co/NzKwUFi2 http://t.co/lwxjfjEo

— Sandra Bernhard (@SandraBernhard) October 9, 2012

What’s in this so-called Bill of Reproductive Rights? Let’s have a look:

We the people of the United States hereby assert the following as fundamental human rights that no government may deny and that our governments at every level must guarantee and safeguard for all.

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The right to make our own decisions about our reproductive health and future, free from intrusion or coercion by any government, group or individual.

The right to a full range of safe, affordable and readily accessible reproductive health care — including pregnancy care, preventive services, contraception, abortion and fertility treatment — and accurate information about all of the above.

The right to be free from discrimination in access to reproductive health care or on the basis of our reproductive decisions.

So, if we’re understanding them correctly, the government needs to stay out of people’s private reproductive lives … by funding people’s private reproductive lives. Huh? What these self-proclaimed women’s rights advocates don’t seem to understand is that Republicans by and large don’t care what people do in their bedrooms — and they believe that contraception is the responsibility of the party choosing to engage in sexual activity. Imagine that! Moreover, to conservatives, women are much more than the sum of their parts; women are full-fledged individuals. How backward!

Liberals gleefully took the shameful bait:

https://twitter.com/20PrcntChicago/status/255732473282060288

https://twitter.com/AleksFonse/status/255778962767241217

Yes – #ERA "@MotherJones: Do we need a "Bill of Reproductive Rights?" Meryl Streep and Sarah Silverman sure think so: http://t.co/cj89fUIl"

— ? Karen Murphy ☘️ (@MDHillRaiser) October 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/slrjptr/status/255803514322817024

I don't know about you but I don't want some old man in Washington controlling my baby maker @ReproRights #Drawtheline http://t.co/AITZtDHz

— Shawnda Johnson (@_Shawnjee) October 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/KimberlyAsal/status/255809096182276096

https://twitter.com/bridgetodonnell/status/255819163036168192

I'm joining Meryl Streep & Amy Poehler to put the gov't on notice: @ReproRights are fundamental. #DrawTheLine: http://t.co/hGSL8H8h

— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) October 9, 2012

EVERY time I think I can't love Amy Poehler more, she does something like this: http://t.co/OgiQJbH7 #SIGNthePETITION #reproductivejustice

— Jennifer L. Pozner (@jennpozner) October 9, 2012

Oh yeah. So now I love Meryl Streep even more. Here she is in a campaign video to support reproductive rights http://t.co/yhPNCQbN #women

— Kira Cochrane (@KiraCochrane) October 9, 2012

GO GIRLS “@SarahKSilverman: RT @Current Meryl Streep, @SarahKSilverman & more team up to protect your lady parts http://t.co/S0GQFuIx”

— ava kiai (@avakiai) October 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/Hollysmither/status/255806665176268800

Barf.

Yes, I signed the women's reproductive rights bill. http://t.co/8GV4VHOU. But sorry ladies, I'm taken.

— Brendan Delaney (@bwdelaney) October 9, 2012

Gee, we’ll try to pick up the pieces of our broken hearts.

If Meryl Streep tells me to sign a petition, I sign the petition. http://t.co/NaZbaO01 (it doesn't matter if I don't live in the States)

— Robert Ruggiero (@robert_ruggiero) October 9, 2012

I will do whatever Meryl Streep tells me to: http://t.co/8Zs7bLHr

— C Doubleyah (@ChloDubs) October 10, 2012

Walk in good little liberal lockstep, sweeties.

#drawtheline Protect lady parts from Republican hands http://t.co/c7InX3Zv

— ??ZippyMediaAnalytics?? (@GLENszczypka) October 9, 2012

That’s right. According to Silverman, Streep, et al., Republicans will stop at nothing to get their hands on women’s reproductive organs.

News flash, lefties: Republicans do care about women’s rights: women’s right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. And they care about the rights of the unborn. Abortion-happy leftists believe that women aren’t truly empowered until they are able to snuff out the life that is growing within their fabled lady parts — with a little help from the government, of course. Liberal feminists may profess to fight for women, but on their battlefield, women can only lose. How’s that for a Hollywood ending?