As Twitchy readers know, a bunch of white, privileged, wealthy, Hollywood and government 'dudes' got together to talk about how awful white men are in general and how the only way to fix how awful white men are in general is to DONATE money to and vote for Kamala Harris. Seriously.
We made the same face.
A bunch of white men sat around talking about how they have to help the poor black woman win ... How grossly sexist and racist are Democrats?
Don't answer that.
Oh, they also talked a lot about their feelings and how they even cried when Trump won in 2016. Yeah, we laughed too.
Welp, these duds (sorry, dudes) topped at about 64K on their YouTube stream (which was originally supposed to be a Zoom call), and they raised over $4 million dollars WHICH would sound like a lot if there weren't a bunch of elite multi-millionaires on that stream.
When you look at it like that, what a letdown. What does that equal? About $21 dollars a person? Especially with speakers like Mark Hamill, Sean Astin, Jeff Bridges, and the guy who played Olaf whose name nobody can remember. It was hilarious, for all the wrong reasons.
Or the right reasons, if you're not a completely thin-skinned, overly emotional man with a man bun whining about having to provide and protect.
Twitter had a lot of fun at their expense:
Meet the ‘White Dudes for Harris’
— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) July 30, 2024
What stands out to you? pic.twitter.com/x0XWC0cKOo
Heh.
IT'S THE EYES.
Breanna was good enough to put together a 'montage' so people who didn't sit through the whining and estrogen-filled preening could point and laugh as well.
I attended the ‘White Dudes for Harris’ virtual meeting tonight so you don’t have to.
— Breanna Morello (@BreannaMorello) July 30, 2024
🚨ENJOY🚨 pic.twitter.com/v3TlcaiVAz
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WOOF.
Apologies for the following posts coming from my account but the recordings are too good (bad) not to share.
Eric Swalwell saying you can’t just be an asshole on the #WhiteDudes4Harris call… I will not make a fart joke, I will not make a fart joke.
— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) July 30, 2024
Oops, I made a fart joke.
pic.twitter.com/DBdvo2myyx
PO-TAY-TOE.
— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) July 30, 2024
They all need to grow a pair. Seriously. #WhiteDudesForKamala pic.twitter.com/UcFMI4KgFC
Incidentally, Sean Astin blocked this editor.
Heh.
White Dudes For Kamala Harris: pic.twitter.com/yn5V3sXvEN
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) July 30, 2024
Oof.
White Dudes For Kamala Harris meeting starts off by attacking masculinity:
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) July 30, 2024
pic.twitter.com/GA5PcJ39cw
Pete Buttigieg, on a White Dudes for Kamala call, just said - out loud - that “men are more free” when women have access to abortion
— Allie Beth Stuckey (@conservmillen) July 30, 2024
Um, yes. Deadbeats are definitely freer to be deadbeats when they can have unprotected sex with a woman then pressure her into an abortion…
OOOH that's right. Pete literally said men are more free when women can have abortions.
Here:
Pete Buttigieg says that men are freer when abortion is legal because men can have consequence free sex and simply kill their unborn babies instead of taking responsibility for them.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) July 30, 2024
But J.D. Vance is weird or something.
pic.twitter.com/4Mj24p3USK
Guess he was honest?
An actual ad from a pro-Kamala PAC.
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) July 29, 2024
Are these the “creepy white dudes for Kamala”? 🚩 pic.twitter.com/gTVkmeWQIi
Yes, yes they are.
Because nothing will convince more white men to vote for Kamala Harris like a bunch of really rich white Hollywood snobs calling them racist and insisting they're to blame for everything and the only way to fix it is to vote for the candidate Democrat elites selected after kicking the old white guy out.
Aces, boys.
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