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WOOF! First Joke/Story of The Onion's Ben Collins Era Drops and It's Even WORSE Than You'd Expect

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Maybe we missed a memo, but isn't The Onion supposed to be funny? 

Hrm.

As Twitchy readers know, Ben Collins has purchased The Onion and originally we thought it made perfect sense - who better to own a site that specializes in writing fake news, ya' know? But now that we've seen the first 'joke' we're not so sure.

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Maybe they didn't mean it to be a joke? 

It's a weird slideshow that you click through.

Yeah, that's it.

Huh.

Not funny.

People on the Left rarely have a sense of humor these days.

Sorry, not even sorry for saying so.

Not to mention they're really really REALLY trying to get people to sign up.

Don't get this editor wrong, we know all too well how important it is to get subscribers, but this seems a bit like overkill.

Life comes at you fast sometimes.

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It couldn't hurt.

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