Maybe the woke mob missed it, but fat-bottomed girls make this rockin' world go round.
We do now, we did then, and we always will.
Yup, I say this as a proud fat bottomed girl and someone who is sick and tired of people who get their feelings hurt over the weirdest little thing trying to RUIN so many wonderful things for the rest of us.
Like you know, fat-bottomed girls.
Woke apparently came for Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" https://t.co/wt42DydlyF
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 21, 2023
From The Daily Mail:
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But 45 years later, it appears that lyrics such as 'left alone with big fat Fanny, she was such a naughty nanny, big woman, you made a bad boy out of me' and 'fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round' have been hit by the woke cancel culture.
It was such a popular hit for Queen that it appeared fourth on the band's original 1981 greatest hits album along with Bohemian Rhapsody, Don't Stop Me Now and We Will Rock You.
But last week it was nowhere to be seen when Universal Records announced they would be releasing a version of the record on Yoto, the new audio platform aimed at young people.
Ugh. Dear miserable people who won't ever be happy until the rest of us are miserable. Please, get a hobby. Or a job. Or a life.
Watch our, Sir Mix-A-Lot. Coming for you next.
— angelafaulkner (@angelafaulkner) August 21, 2023
But I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The last ten years we get ripped for body shaming and now this? The left is very hard to keep up with.
— Federalist Musket🇺🇸 (@Patriot_Musket) August 21, 2023
So why bother trying?
Woke: BODY POSITIVITY!!!
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) August 21, 2023
Broke: BODY POSITIVITY!!!
Bespoke: ...... I got nuthin'.
I got nothin' either ... except maybe a fat bottom.
Heh.
