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So ... s**t hit the FAN? HA! Fan POOPS in aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at Broadway show

I often think about what my children would tell their classmates about what it is I do for a living if I was ever invited for a Parent Day or something where I talk about my super-cool job. Imagine sitting in front of a classroom and saying, ‘Hey, kids, I’m a writer and I cover politics … yeah, that’s it’. Politics.’

I’m not entirely sure how it would go over to tell them I also sometimes write about insane people pooping in an aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton while they were attending a Broadway Show but here I am. On that note, every day my husband asks me how my morning or day is going, and what I’ve been writing about.

And today, I get to tell him I wrote about this.

What a world:

Somehow someone pooping near Hillary just makes sense.

From Page Six:

Page Six hears that a serial pooper has been stalking the halls of the legendary Shubert Theater — and the last time they struck, a turd appeared in the aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at “Some Like It Hot.”

A source close to the show insists that it was a regrettable one-off incident.

But another source tells us that the theater’s staff said that the s–t’s (almost) hit the fans at other performances as well.

Serial pooper.

OOOOMG.

I laughed so hard I scared the dogs. ‘This serial pooper must be STOPPED!’

Notice I saved this ‘crap’ for our friends and family with VIP memberships … you’re WELCOME.

Annnd now I’m dead.

Oof.

That they do.

And seriously, can you believe this crap?

See what I did there?

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