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WOOF! Woke lawn flamingo blaming white people for making her FAT does not go well, at all (watch)

There’s woke and then there’s THIS, LOL.

We try really hard not to sound like that mean old lady on the corner who screeches at the kids to get off her lawn but HO-LEE CHIT you guys, what the heck is wrong with young people today? Like, have we really raised an entire generation of people who are truly incapable of taking responsibility for who they are and the choices they make? Surely someone close to this young woman (man, whatever – see, we can be sensitive and stuff) can tell her that white people did not make her fat.

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No … seriously. She blames white people.

We can’t even make up this sort of lunacy.

Watch:

Huh?

That would be a good first step.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mmmmmm … Wendy’s.

We know, we’re not helping.

Sounds like a decent plan to us.

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That would at least make sense.

*snort*

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