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Neil deGrasse Tyson DRAGGED for trying to destroy magic of Christmas (must be on the naughty list)

No, Neil deGrasse Tyson, we WEREN’T wondering how many houses Santa must visit every second to deliver presents on Christmas Eve to every household of those who celebrate Christmas. Joy thief.

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Not everything has to be explained, we don’t need a freakin’ scientific explanation for every little thing. Especially Christmas magic. Sometimes things just are what they are, and trying to explain them or find some sort of lame rationale is just stupid.

It’s IMPOSSIBLE for Neil or any ‘scientist’ to determine the logistics of Santa because Santa is MAGIC.

Deal with it. Move on. Go hang out with Scrooge PRE-ghost visits …

Yeah yeah, we know, he likes to do this to irritate the masses and get attention, especially around Christmas. It doesn’t make it any less annoying.

Just can’t let Christmas be Christmas, can he?

Noooope.

Trolling on Christmas – the dude is definitely on the naughty list.

Plenty of people were more than happy to deck his halls:

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Meep.

His mom would be very, very busy but who knows, maybe she’s magic too? *snort*

Gotta love a good ‘your mom’ joke.

There it is.

Not enough grass out there to help Neil.

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Also known as CHRISTMAS MAGIC.

And fin.

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