No, Neil deGrasse Tyson, we WEREN’T wondering how many houses Santa must visit every second to deliver presents on Christmas Eve to every household of those who celebrate Christmas. Joy thief.
Not everything has to be explained, we don’t need a freakin’ scientific explanation for every little thing. Especially Christmas magic. Sometimes things just are what they are, and trying to explain them or find some sort of lame rationale is just stupid.
It’s IMPOSSIBLE for Neil or any ‘scientist’ to determine the logistics of Santa because Santa is MAGIC.
Deal with it. Move on. Go hang out with Scrooge PRE-ghost visits …
Yeah yeah, we know, he likes to do this to irritate the masses and get attention, especially around Christmas. It doesn’t make it any less annoying.
In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 24, 2022
Just can’t let Christmas be Christmas, can he?
Noooope.
Trolling on Christmas – the dude is definitely on the naughty list.
Plenty of people were more than happy to deck his halls:
Ur mom visits 25,000 homes per minute
— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) December 24, 2022
Meep.
His mom would be very, very busy but who knows, maybe she’s magic too? *snort*
Gotta love a good ‘your mom’ joke.
Damn must suck being your kids
— Jake Shields (@jakeshieldsajj) December 25, 2022
Checkmate, math grinch. pic.twitter.com/v2VincX8GQ
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) December 25, 2022
Santa is actually St. Nicholas. We know saints have had the power of bilocation. Once, we have bilocation, there is nothing to stop trilocation, quadlocation or billion-location. So Santa can simultaneously deliver many presents. https://t.co/qii1xwoxY1
— Fr Matthew P. Schneider, LC (@FrMatthewLC) December 25, 2022
There it is.
— 🫃🏼🇺🇦💉Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) December 25, 2022
Who hurt you Neil?
— Andrew Young – TANSTAAFL Curmudgeon (@NucMM1retired) December 25, 2022
Visit grass and touch it.
— Damin Toell (@damintoell) December 25, 2022
Not enough grass out there to help Neil.
— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) December 25, 2022
Yes. Its a physics you cannot comprehend. Fifth dimension stuff.
🤌🏽— AnonSidious (@AnonSidious) December 25, 2022
Also known as CHRISTMAS MAGIC.
— Jason Jones (@jonesville) December 25, 2022
And fin.
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