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'American PRAVDA' --> AP's pathetic attempt to pretend Biden isn't a walking, talking, dumpster fire does NOT go well, like at all

Biden and AP sittin’ in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Gross, sorry.

They left out, ‘one child sniffed’ …

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From the AP (if we have to see it so do you):

One handshake, one hug and one selfie at a time. If President Joe Biden could greet every American this way, longtime allies say, his approval ratings would soar.

Biden has never been at his best in big speeches, where his delivery can be stilted, his stories sometimes meandering. It’s the end of his speech that often marks the beginning of Biden’s favorite part of an event — the rope line, in the parlance of political operatives. He whirls around, scans the crowd and zeroes in on his first target for a one-on-one connection.

Stranger danger y’all. Seriously. The idea of Biden ‘zeroing in’ terrifies this editor.

This same ‘hugging, handshaking’ president just called half of this country semi-fascists about a month ago so yeah, not buyin’ it AP.

Not.

At.

All.

Seriously.

Look at that HUGGER.

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AP is on a mission to pretend Democrats haven’t destroyed the country and that Biden isn’t dragging them all down with his bizarre and quite frankly creepy behavior.

Heh.

Meep.

Huh, people seem to be less than impressed with this piece and tweet from the AP.

Ok, so that was totally inappropriate.

Our bad.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Awww, we remember that. When they claimed Trump removed the bust of Martin Luther King Jr? Same guy … that freakin’ figures.

https://twitter.com/GenXWolf/status/1584410307891384320?s=20&t=1NRS2Zk2dpJhX3hgYnpUaw

But we all know they won’t.

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SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF.

D’OH.

Yeah … think that’s enough for this one.

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