Hello, 9-1-1? We'd like to report a MURDER: Comfortably Smug absolutely DROPS KFC Barstool for lame attack on Rittenhouse and HOT DAMN

How many times do we have to tell people to just leave this kid alone? Seriously.

And sorry not sorry, considering he survived a purely political trial that sought to paint him as some evil, neo-Nazi white supremacist we’re pretty sure he’s not a loser.

Find a bigger loser than this kid, it’s impossible pic.twitter.com/AbYWDirks0

— KFC (@KFCBarstool) December 8, 2021

Ask and ye shall RECEIVE.

Comfortably Smug with the mic NUKE:

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— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) December 9, 2021

Smug didn’t miss a beat.

And DAMN.

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— Tyler Zed (@realTylerZed) December 9, 2021

Oh my gooooood, Smug. pic.twitter.com/H3dLbKKKER

— Michael Durčák (@durcak_michael) December 9, 2021

I'd like to report a murder…

— Chris Wilson (@BodoTheWaterGuy) December 9, 2021

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— ADK Redneck (@AdirondackRedn1) December 9, 2021

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— Baron von Kachenbaltz (@Scomu2179) December 9, 2021

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— SQWACKOPS (@SqwackOps) December 9, 2021

👏👏, BURN, @KFCBarstool just got his ass handed to him!! 🤣😂

— Sam J (@sam92_sj) December 9, 2021

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— The-Electric-Eye👁 (@Tool_Trooper) December 9, 2021

Accurate.

Oh snap pic.twitter.com/WGIX7nEFF8

— Michael Parrish (@Darjok64) December 9, 2021

Very ouch.

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