HA! Blue-check asks Twitter where Chris Cuomo should apply since CNN SACKED him annnd we're officially DEAD now, thanks

Now that Chris Cuomo is unemployed, Amy Tarkanian was thoughtful enough to ask Twitter for some suggestions of new jobs Andy’s little brother could apply for …

Where should Chris Cuomo apply for his next job?

— ⭐️Amy Tarkanian⭐️ (@MrsT106) December 4, 2021

And as you can likely imagine, the responses were hilarious.

Brutal.

Merciless.

But hilarious.

Kamala Harris' office. I hear she could use some new staff members with press experience.

😂

— Tea Party Barbie❗ (@laurahollis61) December 5, 2021

Heh.

It could be the perfect fit!

https://twitter.com/YankReb69/status/1467302170961842176?s=20

Annnd we’re dead.

Gas station in Philly

— Chad Chaddington (@ChaddingtonSC) December 5, 2021

A Jersey Shore T-shirt shop.

— Tandy (@dantypo) December 5, 2021

.@ChrisCuomo should apply for his next job at Waste Management. He has years of experience shoveling garbage.

— Lloyd Richard McElheny (@CapitaLiszt) December 5, 2021

Oof, CNN felt this one.

He’ll change his “gender” then become admiral of something in the Biden administration.

— Freedom isn’t free 🇺🇸 (@RedFizo1) December 5, 2021

Let’s not give him any ideas, ok?

Biden: ‘This is my new Communications Czar, Christina Cuomo.’

Heh.

MSNBC

— BentnWasted (@BentnWasted) December 5, 2021

We honestly wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to see him show up there.

The View

— Mrs. Tweet 🍊 (@Tangerine_FL) December 5, 2021

Move over Joy Behar!

Used car company. Hell fit right in.

— 💥heymikey80💥 (@heymikey80) December 5, 2021

Lincoln Project

— Tonecop45 (@tonecop45) December 5, 2021

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Ah-ha!

Cleaning the set for @TuckerCarlson’s show.

— Blank (@GlenninVirginia) December 5, 2021

The Dollar Store

— Jack Webb was Right-Governor of Oregon (@GMEMDBABY) December 4, 2021

Wadda ya wanna bet he sells up in NY and moves to Florida? 😂😂😂

— MAGA – American Pitbull 🇺🇸 (@MelissaRNMBA) December 5, 2021

he can either learn to code or sell exercise equipment on late night tv commercials.

— Markus 🏁🇺🇲🏴‍☠️🏁 (@MarkusFSeitz) December 4, 2021

NPR.

— V UltraMAGA (@GilKernen) December 5, 2021

Waffle House

— Mayor McSnark 🇺🇸 (@DailyPamphlet) December 5, 2021

Biden Admin. Press Sec.

— Dave (@daviedave122) December 5, 2021

Press Secretary for VP Harris

— Jim Country (@4yourcountry) December 5, 2021

https://twitter.com/Ravjose1/status/1467288371395538947?s=20

What a giver.

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