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What NEXT? Gonna fire their Official City Leprechaun?! New Zealand's Christchurch city fires their Official City Wizard annnd we're dead

What’s a city wizard? WE WANT ONE!

How could they DO THIS?!

Firing their official city wizard.

The horror.

He’d been their wizard for 23 years and this is how they repay him?!

HA HA HA HA

Yes, it’s real.

From USA Today:

For more than two decades, the New Zealand city of Christchurch has annually paid thousands of dollars to Ian Brackenbury Channell, known as the official Wizard of New Zealand.

Now the city council wants him to disappear.

Channell has been paid $16,000 annually in New Zealand dollars (about $11,290 U.S.) – about $368,000 ($260,000 in U.S. dollars) over 23 years – for “acts of wizardry and other wizard-like services,” the city’s assistant chief executive Lynn McClelland said in a statement to USA TODAY.

What the heck are acts of wizadry and other wizard-like services?

Have they been turning people into frogs over there?

Heh!

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