The media seem upset over their ‘placement’ during the much-anticipated Senate Impeachment Trial.
Don’t those senators know who they are?!
Like Matt Laslo for example, complaining that they are not sheep.
REPORTERS AREN’T SHEEP: View from the print/radio reporter press pen to the photographer’s pen just off the Senate floor. They’ve severely restricted our access during the impeachment proceedings pic.twitter.com/xdj6Ym3dQ1
— Matt Laslo (@MattLaslo) January 21, 2020
Narrator: Reporters ARE sheep.
Look at them all in their tidy little pen.
HA!
Oh no! Velvet ropes! The horror!
— Destructive Chemistry (@DestructiveChem) January 21, 2020
Oh no, curtailing the First Amendment – the horror! When did you come to oppose that part of the Constitution?
— Matt Laslo (@MattLaslo) January 21, 2020
Wha?
Dude, repeat after us … BAAAAA
Cry more, liberal hack.
— Allen (@AllenPneuma19) January 21, 2020
Ever read any of my stuff? Republican lawmakers do and don’t call me a liberal hack
— Matt Laslo (@MattLaslo) January 21, 2020
He’s so fussy.
Poor sheep.
Err … poor journo.
I'm so sorry this is happening to you
— It's still 2016 apparently (@jtLOL) January 21, 2020
We are too.
So very, very sorry.
True, sheep are useful
— Robert Kroese (@robkroese) January 21, 2020
Oof.
Remember this? pic.twitter.com/qyaAznl8b9
— Crapplefratz – Will Tweet For Food (@Crapplefratz) January 21, 2020
Cool story Mark pic.twitter.com/JcpvqLgaqN
— nortouQ (@nortouQ) January 21, 2020
?
— Will Collier (@willcollier) January 21, 2020
If you aren't sheep, why is it impossible to tell one reporter's partisan bleating from any other's?
— InTheRightColumn (@TheRightColumn) January 21, 2020
You're right. Sheep don't viciously ruin people's lives and then bleat they were just fairly reporting facts (that fit their narrative).
— Doctor Fever, Blues Evangelist (@BornProblematic) January 21, 2020
And?
— MIKE BRESLIN’S POINTLESS TWEETS (@mikebreslin815) January 21, 2020
Baaaaaaaaaa
— Velvet (@TMIWITW) January 21, 2020
You’re right. Sheep have value
— Lt Col Patrick Meagher (@Squarzelfitz) January 21, 2020
Oof again.
Thoughts and prayers to you in this difficult time.
— Sean O (@Sean_O_914) January 21, 2020
Samesies.
Thoughts and prayers for reporters during their darkest hour.
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