'Ma'am, this is a family show': Sean Spicier's tweets about Michael Cohen, John Kelly, and Liberals bring ALL the loons to the yard

At this point, you know Sean Spicer himself probably wishes he could enrage the Left (and sometimes even the Right) on Twitter even half as much as our favorite parody account and yours, Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) does. Spicier really and truly has mastered the troll, trigger, and drag which is due in part to the Left’s inability to look for the blue check before they say something stupid and get ‘spicied’.

Spicier’s tweets about pepper spray, Michael Cohen, John Kelly, and Liberals seem to have done the trick this week.

Enjoy.

Don’t be so hard on yourself pic.twitter.com/HajgcGAioc

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) November 27, 2018

They still can’t figure out that Sean isn’t Sean.

Thank the Twitter Gods, heh.

I misspell something? pic.twitter.com/foYR5XTlsm

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) November 28, 2018

This editor couldn’t find any misspellings so we’re not sure why ol’ Mike was so cranky … oh wait, he’s a Leftist, never mind.

Atleast I have an excuse pic.twitter.com/ndJkFlbTlP

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) November 30, 2018

We can’t all be successful parody accounts on Twitter.

Depends if I’ve had my glaucoma medicine or not pic.twitter.com/Eu6jhkPmam

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 7, 2018

You know Ron thought this was a serious dig at the former press secretary.

What a maroon.

Luckily you’re a foodie…let us know how the crow tastes pic.twitter.com/7WSOXOvNQ4

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 7, 2018

We’re going to guess it tastes like chicken.

Come back in an hour and you can probably answer that yourself pic.twitter.com/w6MPK4vERu

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 7, 2018

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO SAVE THIS COUNTRY, PARODY ACCOUNT?!

These people.

I dabble in proctology pic.twitter.com/sFc1F3J8mb

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 8, 2018

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Umm …

?Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh? pic.twitter.com/sanBgip8KC

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 8, 2018

Oooh, a blue check even! You’d think D.C. here would realize there is no blue check by Spicier’s name but whatevs … he was busy dunking on a parody account. What a tough guy.

M’am please…this is a family show pic.twitter.com/TcEhQhQCxK

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 9, 2018

Whaaaaa?

You know what? We can’t even.

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