BAHAHA! Journos give CNN's Chris Cillizza a 'virtual wedgie' over his crap Hope Hicks headline

*sigh*

We write a lot of silly headlines. It’s what we do. In fact, if we write too serious of a headline people start wondering if something is the matter, which sort of makes us experts when it comes to silly headlines. Hey, there are worse things to be experts on. 

And man, Chris Cillizza’s headline about Hope Hicks leaving the White House is a seriously silly bordering on stupid headline:

CNN and Cillizza sure know how to do the unbiased thing, don’t they? pic.twitter.com/KO6Ch0KqG8

— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) March 1, 2018

Wow, that’s some seriously hard-hitting journalism.

Get this guy a Pulitzer!

Then again, it is CNN we’re talking about, and while Chris isn’t the most biased journo they have (we see you Brian Stelter), he’s up there. So is this headline all that surprising? Not really.

Literal phone conversation I had yesterday: "what do you think about X?"
Me: "hang on, Cilizza's email just came in, let me scan it so I can tell you the opposite."

— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) March 1, 2018

HAAAAAA.

Hey, it’s important to have a reputation in his industry, right?

Maybe just not THAT reputation.

Gingham shirts are great and all, but when the squares are larger than his eyeballs, it looks silly.

— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) March 1, 2018

Heh.

Hey look, he tried again:

If you think now is the perfect time for Hope Hicks to resign, I have a print media industry to sell youhttps://t.co/gGPlAsDvuP

— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) March 1, 2018

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K.

But wait, there’s more.

"No Hope!"

"Hope Floats Out of the White House"

"A Hick-up for President Trump"

"Hick, no! Hope heads home"

— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) February 28, 2018

Hrm.

Dude.

This isn’t cute or funny. It is a sad statement on how far @CNN has sunk.

— Boris Epshteyn (@BorisEP) March 1, 2018

But nice try, Chris.

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