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'Got a LOW obesity rate!' @DocThompsonShow and tweeps help Haiti out with a #NewHaitiTourismSlogan

Oh boy.

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Doc Thompson in all his infinite wisdom decided to ask the good people of Twitter to come up with new tourism slogans for Haiti on the hashtag #NewHaitiTourismSlogan and WOWZA, they came up with some excellent ones. And hey, you’d think an increase in tourism would be good for a country, whether or not it’s a sh*thole, right?

No? Heh.

Here are some of the best slogans under #NewHaitiTourismSlogan:

Oh GEEZ … and EL OH EL.

https://twitter.com/OhioCoastie/status/952863064323477504

Not a bad idea considering how nasty the current flu bug is going around the states.

https://twitter.com/WIJackhole/status/952863133353332736

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Whoohoo! Let’s hear it for big government.

HA!

https://twitter.com/kjw49419/status/952895023493844993

Careful, this will piss Bill Clinton off and then he’ll tweet about it being a personal insult to him, his wife, and daughter.

*eye roll*

https://twitter.com/gjnmedia/status/952876601842257920

https://twitter.com/geargutz/status/952866258386604032

Hey, don’t look at us, we didn’t tweet it.

*snicker*

https://twitter.com/atwater_x/status/952880852857507842

https://twitter.com/drkmagneto/status/952897646615818240

Phrasing!

Sorry Kris, we had to.

https://twitter.com/KariCares4U/status/952898933839179776

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Surely Haiti wanted Chelsea to have a beautiful wedding gown more than they wanted that boring old hospital, right?


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